“The archbishop was left dead in Intisar five days ago,” Colonel Hage Alzebari, the intelligence chief for 2nd Iraqi Army Division told The Long War Journal at Combat Outpost Power in Mosul on March 14. “There were no signs of torture. We believe he died of a heart attack, of natural causes.” Imagine that! Exposed to the morally detestable stench of Vampire Orcs the Archbishop of Mosul expires of NATURAL CAUSES! What are the chances of that ...!! Yead, well, Jack Burton is calling bullshit and dropping the penalty flag. Give me a break here, already. Please. Expose an old man whose routine is daily prayer to the sewer stench of vampires--who will on the word given--kill the old man without hesitation is TORTURE. OK! TORTURE. The Archbishop died of torture. Torture is not conducive to circumstances that encourage Death by Natural Causes. "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." The Archbishop died of torture. Moreover, it's high time to Screw the Imprecise and Lazy Nature of Language Use in a time of war against the Evil Vampire Orcs when we accept the Colonel's passive rendering of the circumstances surrounding the late Paulos Faraj Rahho, the Chaldean Catholic Archbishop of Mosul, who exposed to the foul stench of Vampire Orcs appears to have died of natural causes while held for ransom by Orcs demanding millions for his release.
“There were no signs of torture. We believe he died of a heart attack, of natural causes.”
The Orcs are getting a pass on their torture of this old man with this " no signs of torture."," died of a heart attack, of natural causes" mantra. You take an old man out of his routine, surround him with armed Orcs, who issue threats to kill him, and trundle him around like a sack of potatoes and you will kill him the same as shooting him full of lead. No difference.
