FBI: WANTED FOR PLAYING HOOKEY Eleven Egyptian students missing class at Montana State University

Eleven Egyptian students are playing hookey from classes at old Montana State U and the FBI is keenly interested-- not that they are up to anything like, you know, the "T" word but college kids, you know, are the same the world over they just take forever to call home and say those reassuring words ' Hi mom, arrived safe---everything is just as fine as hair on a frogs ass.'

"At this point, all they have done is not show up for a scheduled academic program," FBI Special Agent Richard Kolko said. "There is no threat associated with these men."

Yead, hell for all we know them bad boys did the walk like an Egyptian to the nearest Mustang Ranch for a session of sweaty snuggle bunnies, shoot, after all they are from a repressive "state-controlled, Islamist-dominated educational system that teaches them hatred of Jews and Americans from infancy" LGF
And no snuggle bunnies!

The following Egyptians are AWOL and must call home. One Egyptian has been found in Minneapolis, Minn. and according to the terms of endearment will be deported ASAP.

• El Sayed Ahmed Elsayed Ibrahim, 20
• Eslam Ibrahim Mohamed El Dessouki, 21
• Alaa Abd El Fattah Ali El Bahnasawi, 20
• Mohamed Ragab Mohamed Abd Alla, 22
• Ahmed Refaat Saad El Moghazi El Laket, 19
• Ahmed Mohamed Mohamed Abou El Ela, 21
• Mohamed Ibrahim Elsayed El Moghazy, 20
• Ebrahim Mabrouk Moustafa Abdou, 22
• Moustafa Wagdy Moustafa El Gafary, 18
• Mohamed Saleh Ahmed Maray, 20
• Mohamed Ibrahim Fouaad El Shenawy, 17
The curious bit here is that the FBI or the MSM could not or would not provide mug shots. FOXNews.com