Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Vampire Orcs Kill Their Young

Evil Orcs blew up an bomb-rigged car with two little kids in the back seat after US Joes let it pass thru a Baghdad checkpoint. At first, the car with two adult males was stopped but when our Joes saw the two kids in the backseat they waved them through according to Major General Michael Barbero of the Pentagon's Joint Staff.

"Children in the back seat lowered suspicion. We let it move through. They parked the vehicle, and the adults ran out and detonated it with the children in the back." Barbero said.

The murder by explosion of the two little kids occurred Sunday in Baghdad's Adhamiyah district.

After passing the checkpoint, the two Orcs parked next to a market across the street from a kids school.

The two adults were seen to get out of the vehicle, and run like hell from the vehicle which exploded seconds later.

"It killed the two children inside as well as three other civilians in the vicinity. So, a total of five killed, seven injured," the official said.

Nobody knows who the kids were. Nobody knows their relationship to the two Cowardly Ocs who fled the death car. Nobody has any information about their ages or genders. Nobody knows what dreams or hopes the kids. Their innocence served the Orc purpose. Sucker the Joes. Orcs. Hell. Is. Not. Hot. Enough. Nor. Whale Shit. Low enough.

"The brutality and the ruthlessness of this enemy hasn't changed," said Barbero, deputy director of regional operations of the Joint Staff. "They are just interested in slaughtering Iraqi civilians, to be very honest."


To be very honest. Adjust your clocks accordingly.