Saturday, May 26, 2007

Retired Master Orc Killer General Pallop Pinmanee Recalled to Duty--Appeasement Did Not Work

General Pallop Pinmanee


After seizing power in September, the Thia-generals made appeasement noises to the Vampire Orcs to lighten up on the killing of the innocents. The working class. What ever the Orcs wanted-the Orcs get. We get it--the new generals stated in sharp contrast to their former boss Thaksin's hard-line-no bullshit, no quarter, no surrender stance. Last November, the new appeaser in charge-Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont uttered a hugemonous -we suck, we're sorry, you rule-- it's not our fault public apology on behalf of the Thai state for "flawed government policies toward local Malay Muslims." The appeaser generals had hoped that this obeisance would stem the violent appetite of the evil Vampire Orc for innocent flesh. Did it work!? Did it Work! Did the tooth fairy come to your house? Did the Home Depot Customer Service Attendants stalk your every step! If you answered NO to these question then Jack Burton is crestfallen to reply: No. These olive branches of abject appeasement to the Vampire Orcs did not stem their appetite for the blood of innocent civilians, rubber tappers, municipal workers and especially teachers. In point of fact Jack Burton is forced once again to remind all future appeasers of Marshal Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn helpful advice:"You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or leave him be." Apparently the appeaser generals have arrived at the same conclusion as they have brought back retired General Pallop Pinmanee:"If we cannot make them surrender, then we have no choice - we have to destroy them."
Great Minds think alike: VPOTUS "Such an enemy cannot be deterred, contained, appeased, or negotiated with. It can only be destroyed..."