Soldiers' Angel - Holly Aho's House is For Sale

Holly Aho's House is For Sale. The house is near or in the same state as Lake Wobegone. Located in Glencoe Minnesota, 30 miles west of the Twin Cities. Read about the house in Holly's previous posts. A house built like a Rock. Oh boy, how I felt for her husband. How many times have I said to my own, no Sweetie pie we absolutely can not reroute the flow of the Dialithium crystals and please don't increase the velocity of the flux capacitors. At this depth, the 500 foot well borehole will most certainly collapse and we will find our selves drilling in China. And if I live to be a thousand I will never understand how women, invariably, can be right when, sure as you-know-what, they don't know what they are talking about. The house comes fully loaded with tires and windshield wipers and:

-2700 finished square feet -An additional full attic that can be finished. Attic has high peaked roof and runs the length of the house. Is accessed by stairs not a ladder. -2 bathrooms

-First floor has 10 foot ceilings (which means lots of storage and cupboard space in the kitchen! -Stained glass windows in every room of the house (even bathrooms and laundry room)
-Large new front porch which wraps around the front of the house -Shed -1 car garage with full attic (garage is 2 stories)

Basement:
2 small storage rooms and 1 large main area
Furnace and Water Heater

First floor:
Kitchen
Bathroom
Laundry Room
Mudroom
3 Entries
1 Bedroom
Living Room
Dining Room

Second Floor:
Bathroom
Small Kitchen
3 Bedrooms

Third Floor:
Full Attic

Above the third floor:
Turret (finished with lighting and carpeting)

All rooms are large, bedrooms included. No small rooms here! No closets posing as bedrooms!