Heh....Gagdad heh at his finest heh 12 step program for leftists, Apparatchiks Anonymous.1. We admitted we were powerless over the intoxicating dreams of socialism, and that our lives and governments had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a power far greater than our own omnipotent little egoic dreams of control could restore us to true liberalism. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the Creator and Guarantor of our Liberty. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the well-intentioned failures and frank evils of socialism. 5. Admitted to the Creator of our Liberty, to ourselves, and in a live phone call to C-SPAN the exact nature of socialism’s wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have the Creator of Our Liberty remove all these defects of ideology.