Sunday, January 27, 2008

It's The Orcs! Stupid! Furgitbutit, says USAF -- "Fly-Fight-Win" The Budget Battle!



The U.S. Air Force wants airmen on hot red alert "Fly-Fight-Win" for the BUDGET BATTLE!! You heard right. Despite the agony of fighting a war in two countries, sabotage by Congress and a host of other sordid details---the Air Force wants to make sure that Air men know that when it comes to taxpayer's money all is fair in love and war. Don't worry about the Orcs. Just make sure the Marines are screwed. The Navy doesn't get those money guzzling ships. So prepare to make the Air Force -- King of the Pork Pigs. After all--the Budget Battle is a Zero Sum Gain.{ZSG.. relating to a Budget Battle in which a gain for the Air Force is offset by an equal loss for the Marines : . .under the zero-sum budgeting system that governs federal spending, the money for U.S. Air Force will be deducted from the Navy or the Marines.}