Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cpl. Joshua Belile, "Hadji Girl" Gets Off with NO Charges

Cpl Joshua Belile, today dodged the silver bullet when the preliminary inquiry panel could not find an article in UCMJ against bad humor. The panel of Marine officers scoured the UCMJ brass brite but could not find anything else against bad taste, bad judgement, bad timing or offensive lyrics. Well, don't we all have something to be thankful for today! Cpl. Belile proves that the Speed of Shit, even in the new modern Marine Corps, still rolls downhill at the Speed of Light. As a proud dinosaur Marine, I'm gratified to learn that despite my 38 years absence, the one item I was most familiar with still remains a constant. I'm sure Belile hasn't heard the end of his creative ways, doubtless there will be a trip to the SgtMajor of the Base for an old fashion ass chewing or worse becoming a permanent fixture on the brass radar. Not that there is anything wrong with that-- all good Marines are identified by how much tuckass they have left at the end of their enlistment. Many good lucks Marine.
ABC News: US Marine exonerated for song about killing Iraqis

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