The fearful sigh of relief coming from DC today is from Dip sh!st union Vice President Steve Kashkett spared the ignominy of ordering press gangs ISO able-bodied dipsh*sts for service in "potential death trap" Baghdad. ""Not a single person, not one, has had to be ordered" to serve in Iraq, crowed union Vice President Steve Kashkett. "And not a single direct assignment has been needed." Color me proud. Just call me snap happy pappy" Wheee doggies. Ain't been so happy since the coon dogs treed gramma. Hot diggity dawg. Red blooded Americans after all! What's that you say? Misunderstanding? Ahuh. Condi moved too fast? Condi's fault. Ahuh. What's that mean? Oh. Ok yead I get it Condi moved too fast to call for volunteers when you all were really just waiting to find out if you were going to get out of Baghdad by getting posted to Paris. Ahuh.
"Some diplomats protested that Rice moved too quickly and left a public implication that they were trying to avoid Iraq service, when many were simply waiting to see whether they would receive their preferred next assignment. "That's the way our system works," one said. "You bid for Paris along with 30 other people, and when you don't get it, you volunteer for Iraq."
Sure. I understand. But wait here. Just a mo-mo. Didn't Condi say last summer. Yead. Thats right last summer Condi said nobody goes no where until Baghdad gets its full compliment of dipsh!ts. Baghdad First. You see, dipsh!ts, it does look like you all are a bunch of chicken sh!ts now don't it. Yead. Truth hurts, buddy, and life sucks and...what that? John Naland, president of the American Foreign Service Association, the dipsh!ts' union, is saying that "if State had gone through the normal assignment cycle, this is how it would have turned out." Ahuh. Oh, sure now he says it. Would have looked a lot a better if you all overweight, overfed, overpaid, gutless wonders would have smartly stepped up to the plate like they pays you for in the first place. Whatcha say about that Mr. Smartypants.
"After all the bad publicity indicating that the foreign service would not step forward, it in fact turned out -- as most of us thought -- that they did step forward as volunteers to staff Iraq," Naland said.
Yead, right sure. Tell you what. You get your dipsh!ts over seas and when they get there I want one dipsh!t per unit to report for shit can burning detail every week. Yead thats right. Drag the barrel of shit over to the clearing and dump five gallons of diesel in it and set it on fire. Oh you do remember. Yead. Vietnam. The shit bird detail. Excellent memory. Ok. Now for the rest of the shitbirds---you weed out all the fraidy-cats into retirement and I'll see what I can do about cutting down on the dissing.
