“The real war is the media war,” Taliban Pakistan Orc Chief Baitullah Mehsud told Daily Times, recently in his best aw shucks we all just a bunch of no-account humble rednecks here. Don't know nothing 'bout that there new fangled world wide web internet thinge :
“It is our desire to learn also how one should fight the media war.” said the glint eyed master of ceremonies to his 30 assorted surrender journalists from various national and international media outlets to North and South Waziristan. This "news" should come as a major shock to DOD who only recently got it's gold thumb out of their tuckas and started a blog. The Orcs have had them for years.
“The Taliban have not been very advanced as far as the media war is concerned. But we are making efforts to catch up with the latest methods, and we will soon be available on YouTube,” a senior PIO of the Taliban’s media cell told Daily Times.
Orc Biggie Taliban Pakistan Chief Baitullah Mehsud initiated the big suck up with western media by inviting 30 surrender journalists from various national and international media outlets to North and South Waziristan for a major pow wow to sooth any hard feeling after the recent unpleasantness at Express TV.
Baituallah calmed timorous reporters by assuring them the recent murder of Express TV’s Bajaur, Muhammad Ibrahim Khan, correspondent was ‘unforgivable’. Baituallah told "journalists" that he , would personally “hang the killers” of Ibrahim if, (there is always an Orc IF), if they were identified beyond all reasonable doubt and the journalists nodded and concurred that if this was the case why they would stick around and listen to what else he had to offer or say.
Muhammad Ibrahim Khan, a senior TV journalist, was killed last week after interviewing Maulwi Omar, spokesman of the Pakistan Taliban Movement. Orc Media critics are very nasty, brutish and short tempered.
The Orc Taliban Media cell has big plans to begin releasing Orc family videos on YouTube .
The Orc family videos will feature the Orc kids firing point blank head shots into blindfolded men while other kids behead other "unbelievers". YouTube should have no problem with hosting these horrific family Orcs videos. After all isn't it all about family? Whatever it takes to advance the cause of Islam and keep the Orc family together.
