Today Is Iraq's National Sovereignty Day

Today, Iraq will celebrate their government decreed National Sovereignty Day. Good on You. This day of freedom and democracy brought to you by the sacrifice of a lot of American blood and guts and taxpayer treasure. Maliki the Ingrate, ungrateful remarks "that Iraqis have won a "great victory" over the "foreign presence in Iraq." not with standing: You're welcome. I hope this day will stick in the craw of all the orc-head supporters in the area, such our good friends the money bags Saudi's, that will hurt until the ending of the world or until such time as all Arab people, Sunni or Shia or whatever, are free to vote for their own damn government and not one mandated by self appointed mullahs such as in Iran. The bottom line, you all know what this means now, this means that now you and your IA's and IP's will have to do ALL the killing of orcs in your own neighborhoods. Nothing says Freedom and Liberty and Democracy like killing brain sucking vampire orcs your own self. Congratulations, Iraq! Lets hope the sons of perdition you elected grow a decent set of balls to keep your country orc free and not let another "strongman" like Saddam carry them for you. If they don't:THROW THE BUMS OUT!

Of course, shoot it could be worse, cause, you know, having your own Whiskey and Democracy means never having to say you're sorry for having elected a left wing gutless weenie for POTUS who is a stout believer in Weenie Roast Diplomacy with Iranian Tyrant Mullahs and for sticking up with Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and Daniel Ortega for the rights of deposed dictator Honduran President Mel Zelayaya.

Now, you all don't fret none, the force of 132,000 Army, Navy, Air Force and, of course, first and foremost ,U S Marines will be with you, just in case,just out of sight, just a bit beyond the Baghdad city limits. We'll keep the light on for you.