Thuggies want to Plead "Uncle"

Sunni Arab thuggies are looking for a manly way to say they give up w/out having to say they are sorry according FT.Com In exchange for the keys to the democratic nation of arab citizens the thuggies want assurances their noodnicks won't be cut off at the check point.

"Sharif Ali Bin al-Hussein, who heads Iraq's main monarchist movement and is in contact with guerrilla leaders, said many insurgents including former officials of the ruling Ba'ath party, army officers, and Islamists have been searching for a way to end their campaign against US troops and Iraqi government forces since the January 30 election.

“Firstly, they want to ensure their own security,” says Sharif Ali, who last week hosted a pan-Sunni conference attended by tribal sheikhs and other local leaders speaking on behalf of the insurgents.

Insurgent leaders fear coming out into the open to talk for fear of being targeted by US military or Iraqi security forces' raids, he said."

Come on in, thuggies, the water is fine! I think I can safely reassure all thuggies their nuggies are safe from harm on the part of US forces, I mean, the idea of harming a thuggie after he has decided to become a democrat is counterproductive, isn't it, and who wants to discourage all the undecided thuggies hiding out in back of the cave.