Another ORC Chief is KAPUT--Outside the Air Locker Seeking Virgins

First Imad Fayez Mugniyah Ayman. Now Atallah Fayed, senior Islamic Jihad Chief Orc killed Friday, in a blast from his basement where he was storing rockets to beat the crap out Israeli civilians. The humungous blast killed him, his wife and daughter, three neighbors, several medics and unknown number of pets. No dogs, however, were hurt in this assassination. Islamic Jihad spokesmen , trying to cover up for unsafe OSHA work conditions, immediately BLAMED Israeli JETS. Orc mouthpieces claimed Israel jets bombed the home of Ayman Atallah Fayed. Israel replied it had not launched any airstrikes in the Bureij refugee camp in central Gaza where Fayed USED to live. Hamas police, caught off guard when questioned replied honestly for once and shrugged their shoulders and admitted the cause of the blast was not clear. However, busybody witnesses said they saw lots rocket parts in the debris in what used to be the palatial estates of Ayman Atallah Fayed--Major Orc Chief. The former ORC Chief lived very well and high on the hog, opps sorry, inside a three-story house that was completely flattened by the godawful blast that tore through six other houses, witnesses said. At least 40 people were hurt, including 12 who were in critical condition. No one is planning on getting their lawyers to sue. {In this society, lawyers suck eggs.} Ocs, however, die in three's. Two down and .....